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^{Posted by Supreme Chancellor Moebius on 30-12-2007}
On behalf of the entire Team-Dystopia, it is with great pride and tremendous enthusiasm that we extend our best wishes for the incoming planetary cycle to all the lawful inhabitants of Dystopia!

All illegal aliens and unprocessed inhabitants will need to report to the nearest processing centers to avail of the state offered benefits. Black-listed individuals need not apply as there are already units that have been dispatched to expedite the process.

Regardless of which state-sanctioned seasonal holiday you choose to observe or celebrate, we join you and all your respective family units in this time of good will, peace, hope and increased consumption and expenditure.

The coming planetary cycle promises several new releases in both the environment and transportation sector. Expansion forecasts in the personal equipment and weapons systems are also anticipated. Most importantly, we will all see the release of an ultra-top secret product that has been closely protected by the various ministries.

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^{Posted by Supreme Chancellor Moebius on 25-11-2007}
After several weeks of covert operations, we are now pleased to disclose to the general public that the FireFox Conflict has now been successfully resolved.

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